Back by Popular Demand

So, took a little hiatus from blogging.  School, dance, soccer and the Old Folks Sociable about did me in, but now, I'm back to share all my kiddos funnies and pics with you all, my biggest fans (ahem, and by biggest fans I mean mom, Heathe and Britt :) So, without further ado, here are my bonkers kiddos latest and greatest funnies

Ellie

• While at a Wendy's drive-thru "Hey!  What kind of a McDonald's is this?!"
• While driving down the road in silence "Awkward!"  Then, "Mom, what does awkward mean?"
• Instead of Interrupt you say Erupt (which is ironic, because I usually erupt when you interrupt.)
• Beck was poopy and had a messy face.  He was also trying to carry a bunch of toys around and kept dropping a different toy every other second.  You looked at me and said "Beck is a disaster."
• I bought TruMoo chocolate milk for you guys.  You came into the kitchen later that day and were getting in the fridge for a drink.  You grabbed the chocolate milk and very excitedly said "TruMoo!  This doesn't even have corn syrup in it!"
• Beck was sitting on Grammys lap at church, but when he spotted Papa he said "Bye Bye Bunny (his name for Grammy) and ran to sit on Papas lap.  You were looking down at your lap coloring,and without even looking up said "Aww, Beck just said Bye Bye Bunny.  He must know it's Easter time.
• While playing the Black Spiders in soccer "Whew, those blacks sure are hard!" 
• I said to you "How would you like to go to soccer, then a birthday party today?" You looked up at me, gave me 2 thumbs up and said "I'm in."

Reese

• While eating a PB & J "I'm eating the crust cause I want curly hair."
•  I was telling you that you were learning all about U today at pre-school.  You replied "Why does everyone want to learn about me?"
• Ellie was having a fit about something or another, and when you walked past her on the stairs you said "It's not easy being the big sister, now is it?"
• You were in mid-sentence, when you looked up at Beck and said "Ew, what's on your mug?!" meaning his messy face.
• You are always talking to me about Maddox, your "boyfriend" at school.  Apparently he is Ellie's boyfriend as well, so...
• You were worried about playing Maddox's team in soccer "But mom, do we have to defeat Maddox's team?"
• Always asking me if I want some kind or another As Seen On TV merchandise.  You'll say things like "With 3 easy payments you could have one mom."  Consumers dream come true.

Taytum

•  You call pistachio shells "sea shells"
• You were outside when it started raining.  You looked up to the sky and said "What the? Tears??"
• I gave you a bowl of jello and you told me "These are very, very good ingredients mommy."
• I painted our mud room green.  You came in and saw it for the first time and exclaimed "Ooooh!  I love this room!  It's so green!  No leprechauns are going to pinch us in this room!
• "Mommy, will you make me some more watermelon?"
• I sneezed twice in a row.  You got a big smile on your face and said "Whoa mom, your a sneezer!"
• You were helping me clean the floor with vinegar.  When Ellie walked by she said "Ewww, what's that smell!" and without skipping a beat you said "That's your dinner."
• You got a bag of candy from a birthday party, grabbed out a watermelon flavored airhead and said "Oh yeah!  Watermelon pop-tarts!"

Beck

• You call your flip-flops "Slip-slops"
• I asked you "Beck, did you poop again?!"  You quickly replied "NO!" so I said "Who did?" and you replied "Papa did it!"
• Frankie was playing at our house, and you kept calling her Woody (Britt's doggies name.) We kept telling you it's not Woody, it's Frankie.  After a while, whenever she would get near you, you would say "No no, not Woody!"
• I gave you a bowl of cereal and you said "Good boy Mommy!"
• You were "helping" daddy get ready for work one morning by giving him his socks and watch and things.  You picked up his belt and said "Here ya go daddy, here's your seatbelt!"
• You have an obsession with your orange basketball shorts.  I have to take them off of you at night once you've fallen asleep, just so I can wash them.  Sometimes you'll sit by the washing machine "window" with your face pressed against it screaming "My basetball shorts, my basetball shorts!"  One night after you'd fallen asleep, dad changed you into Batman jammies.  Around 7:00 am you came into our room, slammed the door open as hard as you could, screaming and crying.  You caught your breathe, pointed to the Batman logo on your shirt and screamed "Basetball shorts, Not Batman!"