When passing in the hall "Mom, you look like a Chinese girl."
Ww were watching a Rachael Ray cooking show where she was making meatloaf, and had put crackers in a food processor to make into crumbs. You watched in awe then said "Awe, she's making a cracker smoothie."
You were bringing in the eggs from the chickens (your favorite thing in the world to do) and came to the door exclaiming "Mom, we got 5 eggs!" but you only had 4 in your hands. I said "No, that's only 4 eggs." You got this annoyed look on your face and said "I know mom, I could only carry 4 at a time...I don't have 5 hands ya know." I just smiled since it sounded like something you may have picked up from me, when you turned around and said "I wish I had a million hands. But they would cover my whole body."
"I wish my name was L and then E."
"Don't worry mom, we'll be little kids when we're grown-up"
When we got home from Trick or Treating you said "All right, let's check for drugs."
Reese:
"Mom, I had a dream that our house was full of snow."
You hunkered down and made sure that we didn't have any candles burning in our pumpkins before we left for trick or treating. We didn't carve pumpkins this year.
You are famous for telling me a completely random story about animals or school or something off the wall then will say "Anyways, that reminds me. I'm hungry."
You came up to me and said "Did you know that the structure of jellyfishes is mainly made of water?"
Taytum
While at Subway, you looked down at your sandwich and said "Mom, is this salad or feathers?"
Calling an elevator an alligator
"If you kill someone that is really rude."
You went to the dermatologist to have a mole on your head checked, and when the dr asked you if you had a freckle on your head you said "No, it's just sand!"
Beck:
You had on your footie jammies and came in my room saying ow and pointing to your foot with a quizzical look on your face. I unzipped your jams and found a plastic monkey, a plastic horse, 2 leapster games and a toothbrush.
You call any drink "Milt."
You are OBSESSED with throwing balls. Daddy is so proud.
You are un such a fun stage right now. You love wrestling, you love being right in the middle of any and all chaos.
You were playing in the McDonalds Playland (aka Satan's lair) and a 5ish year old boy came up and pushed you really hard. Mom sent dad over to save you, or else a complete strangers 5 year old boy would have gotten a bare bum spankin by mama bear.
When I asked Ellie to go hop into bed she replied "No mom, it's too spicy!" Still scratching my head on that one...
We went to see the movie Up at the theatre and once it was over Reese said "That was really fun Daddy, let's do it again!"
Reese calling grandmas freckles on her arm "sprinkles."
Ellie tripped and fell. I asked her if she was ok. She sat for a second and thought about it...got a big grin and said "of course!"
Reese telling me she didn't want to watch "Tiggy and Poop!" instead of Tigger and Pooh.
I went over a bump in the car and Ellie yelled "Whoa mom, you've gotta be careful with me!!"
I ran out to my car for something and closed the garage door. Both girls came screaming around the corner "Daddy, daddy!!" They saw it was me and not daddy and Reese's shoulders slumped. She turned to Ellie and said "Come on sissy, it's just mama."
Papa asked Reese if she was Ellie. Reese replied "No, I'm stinky!"
Reese was having a fit and Ellie came over to me with her hands over her ears and yelled "Reese is driving me nuts!"